Inelegant Investor is a collection of real-world investing observations, focused on the edge cases that don’t show up in textbooks — restructurings, CVRs, spinoffs, and the strange outcomes that accumulate in actual portfolios. And whatever else interests me about investing. Investing isn't always pretty, it's usually quite inelegant.
Recent Series: The Portfolio Graveyard
Another odd-lot tender has appeared, and this one gets interesting almost immediately. Computer Modelling Group Ltd. (TSX: CMG) is offering to repurchase up to C$20 million of its own shares through a modified Dutch auction. The tender range is C$4.00 to C$4.50 per share, while CMG closed Friday, September 11 at C$3.80. Even better for our purposes, shareholders… Read More »
We recently wrote about odd-lot tenders for fun and profit: those peculiar corporate actions where owning 99 shares can sometimes put you ahead of investors who own 100, 1,000 or a million. The obvious next question is whether there are any actual opportunities to try it on. As of September 10, 2026, there are three live publicly traded… Read More »
There are not many situations in investing where owning 99 shares is demonstrably smarter than owning 100. Odd-lot tender offers are one of them. Every so often, a company decides to repurchase a large block of its own stock through a tender offer. If too many shareholders want to sell, everybody is normally prorated. But some offers contain… Read More »
You finally found a bank willing to provide a Medallion Signature Guarantee. You have the transfer paperwork, identification and account statements, and the person at the branch even knows what a Medallion stamp is. Then someone asks how much the securities are worth. That is not idle curiosity. Every Medallion Signature Guarantee has a financial limit, and a… Read More »
When a company announces plans to buy back 10%, 15% or even more of its outstanding stock through a modified Dutch auction, investors should pay attention. That does not mean they should buy the stock. A large self-tender is one of the more consequential capital-allocation decisions a public company can make. Unlike an ordinary open-market repurchase authorization, which… Read More »
You have the transfer form. You have your identification. You know you need a Medallion Signature Guarantee. Then your bank tells you: “We don’t do those.” Or perhaps the bank does offer them, but not at your branch. Or only for customers who have been there for six months. Or not for securities held somewhere else. Or the… Read More »
You have some stock to transfer. The transfer agent sends you a form. You fill it out. Then you reach a line that says your signature must be accompanied by a Medallion Signature Guarantee. Fine. You know what a notary is. Surely this is the financial-services version of the same thing. It is not. You bring the document… Read More »
Every so often, a brokerage account acquires something that looks less like an investment and more like a clerical error. Instead of a company name and ticker, you may see something like: 007CVR020 550CVR021 CONTRA AEGLEA BIOTHERA or some other cryptic string ending in CVR The market value may be $0.00. There may be no quote. Clicking on… Read More »
Invest long enough and you accumulate scars. Some are remembered only when you look back at an old trade and wonder what on earth you were thinking. Others are more considerate. They remain right there in your brokerage account, where you can look at them every day. $0.00. A bankrupt company. A dead ticker. A mysterious CUSIP. Perhaps… Read More »
This article is part of a short series on the strange things that accumulate at the bottom of a brokerage account. Part 1 covered the portfolio graveyard broadly, and Part 2 focused on CVRs. This time, we are looking at the rest of the collection. Because not everything haunting a portfolio is a contingent value right. Some positions… Read More »